Two days left...

I have two days left of officially volunteering. I don't get paid to be there, yet I love being there. This is the saddest I've ever been about leaving a "job".

Does this make anyone besides me want to grab their child(ren) and move to another country? What is wrong with this world?

(headlines taken from CNN.com today)

I'm Screwed

My husband taught himself how to make fried pork skins today.  I am so screwed.

It's official.  I'm destined to be a fat woman.

Forever.

Fact #1

Little known fact: a well-made bloody mary is an excellent meal replacement.

Why is looking for a job so difficult?

Looking for a job used to be so easy.  Walk into a business, fill out an application, get a phone call for an interview, and then they either hire you or they don't.

Cake!

Now you have to tailor every resume to match up with the job description so that it gets past the software that scans what you submit to see if you have all the right buzz words or else it gets kicked out and is never even seen by a human being.

It's exhausting.